by Bossmandave December 26, 2019
Get the Katy curry mug.First let's start with your name, who spells their name with extra letters? Now let's move into looks. You. Are. Not. Cute. Bangs are a hard no. Your style sucks, no one thinks you look good. You gross people out, imagine looking like a naked mole rat and raccoon at the same time. By how who look everyone has the idea you smoke crack, honestly I believe them, coming into the bathroom to stalk little girls that a little weird maybe you should talk to someone...
"hey do you know who Katie stahmann is?"
"Yeah I'm scared of her she likes to stalk me in the bathroom and she won't leave me alone
"Yeah I'm scared of her she likes to stalk me in the bathroom and she won't leave me alone
by JadeAlbright March 21, 2019
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A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
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by pure_evil_incarnate February 17, 2022
Get the Katie mug.A dumb blonde girl who lives in America. The only thing she knows how to do is to buy clothes. She has multiple houses spanning across the states and has multiple boats. She is one of the most fucking dumb and special needs kids I have ever met.
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