Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.

*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!

by KianNL February 3, 2018

kick lara day

A day where you can kick any Lara you know especially if your called Leah . Make sure you give her chocolate after

Heyy did you hear it’s national kick Lara day!

by Kick Lara day November 4, 2020

kick-kwon-dow

When someone can't actully fight so all they do is just try to kick you.

"Dude I was gunna beat up this R-tard for talking some smack to me."

"Why didn't you."

"Apperantly he knew some "kick-kwon-dow".

by Halo8820 July 23, 2010

Getting Kicked Upstairs

Un undeserved "promotion" given to a mediocre manager for the sole purpose of removing them from an important position. Often involves getting moved to a new or largely inconsequential role with little responsibility. Commonly given to well-connected white men who cannot be fired without some sort of consequence.

Boss: We want you to take over for Chad as regional sales director. We are moving him up to serve as Senior Director of Product Awareness.

Employee: Great! But what is that position. Will I still report to Chad?

Boss: Hell no. He's getting kicked upstairs so we can give you the role. I'm not even sure what he will be doing. We kind of made it up so he would stop fucking up important things. But we can't just fire the senator's nephew.

by Senior Ed. F'ed Up Dictionary December 17, 2022

Kick balls month

On November 1st anyone can kick a boy in the balls no matter what.

Girl:Hey guess what it’s November 1st
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me

Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no

by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 2, 2021

Pumped up Kicks

Something rich white boys have. Picture a boy named SAM and and is damn rich and has a mouth. Foster the people then come in and shoot them.

Oh look SAM has those Pumped up kicks. Let's go shoot his ass

by KingTurkey December 19, 2018

kicked off the streets

4 boys who were shit -heads doing bad things on the streets then gpt into music and now on the streets and are on the rise as well as their dicks

person 1: hey , i met this guy matt said he was in kicked off the streets!\
person2: i like disco so you arent cooll if u like that music!

#MALE

by PUNKNPIE November 29, 2018