verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.
"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"
by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011
The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them
by Pervytoadsage March 07, 2024
by Kweese February 15, 2021
That person could really use a hug with both hands.
I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.
I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.
by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023
A hug where the embrace begins and ends at shoulder level. There is no bodily contact below the upper chest.
Grandma Ruth wanted to give all the kids a hug, but they were teenagers now and the best she could get was an A-Frame hug.
by Writers_Block September 17, 2021
Refers to da super-pleasant action of "sequentially swapping" your arms, legs, and torso over to a second person who has smilingly approached you while you're currently hugging da first person.
Transfer-hugz are great, but I don't wanna "abandon" da first snuggle-buddy whom I'd initially been embracing, so I like to just do group-hugz if a second also-well-liked human shows up.
by QuacksO January 21, 2023