CADET GUY

This term refers to those who are so engrossed and utterly obsessed specifically with any form of military cadets (or perhaps any youth organisation) that they fail to think or say anything not about cadets. There are 12 levels of "guyness" which rank all cadets or youth organisation members from very unenthusiastic to sucking-off instructor just to gain favour. Cadet guys are usually single-minded individuals who only look to gain promotion and uphold prestige of unit for personal satisfaction. high level guys like to enforce their rank on others for ego boosts and will often use the word regalia. cadet guys are gimps

sampson said to the cadet commander: "i will do anything to become an officer"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"

by spartacus the windowdresser February 11, 2010

golf guy

an indigent man who spends his entire day "working" on his golf game, thus unable to find real work.

Where is Golf Guy? He is on vacation in Paris, working on his golf swing.

by "Norma Rae" July 26, 2009

BD guy

In corporate America the guy who wines and dines clients, occasionally resulting in new business. Most often named Chad or Ken, these guys are perpetually 32-years-old and store golf clubs in their trunks so they can sell their BS on a golf course. Unofficial concierges since they know every bar and restaurant in town.

The BD guy sells the dream, while the operations guy lives the nightmare.

by Grant Rampus July 9, 2016

Kenilworth Guys

They're scared of girls and just get high with each other and then they have an orgy. They smoke their dads cuban cigars.

"Are the Kenilworth Guys coming to the party?"
"No, they're too busy smoking weed and fingering each other."
"What could I expect?"

by hunwilbah August 28, 2017

Girlfriend guy

A guy usually named Nathan who spends his Monday nights with his girlfriend instead of the boys

Kerst-Where’s Nathan for Monday shotguns?
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now

by Sweet4469 February 24, 2020

Guy Diving

When a man descends from an aircraft of his choosing and lands his erect penis inside a spread-eagle woman/man.

Just spent $2,000 on guy diving lessons to try to fix my marriage. Love is priceless.

by Hannibal_x9 January 29, 2020

pulling a guy

verb. to hit on every girl possible

Look at that kid pulling a guy over there.

by benzion November 2, 2010