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Sad I sometimes get…
I even start to fret.
But my love for you…
I will always do…
No matter if I may be blue…

Nothing…
Will change …
My love 4u!!!!
I truly love you!!!

Never quit…
Will this love…
4u!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 24, 2024

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

I don't no

It sounds like it means "I don't know", but it actually just means "I don't have no as my answer", so you might still have an answer; it would just have to be something other than no.

Did you eat all the cookies?

I don't no.

by Definitively Cool November 26, 2023

I love you

The words I wish he said to me, "I love you."
The words I needed when I was at my worst, "I love you."
The words everyone needs, "I love you (insert name)."

I love you means, 1.
an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with feelings of love"
Similar:
deep affection
fondness
tenderness
warmth
attachment

by urfavpali May 20, 2022

to I Pod

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.

Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008

I have no idea

Cum

I have no idea about Samantha cumming

by Piss baby loloololololol May 21, 2021