the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

Someone who just makes you cringe so hard that they be a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

"damn that dude is a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

by JeffMaine June 9, 2020

pre crack back ass fat

The extra skin that shows above the pant line when a female wears pants that are too tight.

Eww, look at that chick, She has pre crack back ass fat.

by SlickSista August 5, 2006

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

simply it means i'm gonna beat the fuck out you

Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch

Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

by Ass is grass December 3, 2015

you make my ass itch

You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you

Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch

by Miss light skin December 7, 2016

October 31 national slap ass

On October 31 of every year you must slap a person's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it

Bro why did you slap my ass
Its october 31 national slap ass day
Oh

by Its me unknow thicc boy October 31, 2019