i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

I

Once in a lifetime…
For a blessed few…
To feel love like this…
Lucky I am…
To feel this love for you!!!

Days, months, and even years…
My love for you…
Is always here!!!!

Dreaming of the days…
In your arms I make my way…
And forever and ever…
Here I stay ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 5, 2024

I zVortex I

The goat of siege

“OMG I’m sooo wet right now because I have I zVortex I in my bed”

by I zVortex I April 16, 2024

what should i write in the search bar

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.

Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 3, 2023

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023