I dont give a living damn

When u dont give a fuck about someone or something
Default: fucks given = 1+
When u dont give a living damn: fucks given = 0

Teacher :"That answer is wrong!"
Me:"I dont give a living damn."

by WipDax December 14, 2016

oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong

oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I SHUMMM??!

A variant of the phrase: "I want some"

When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.

Matt: I have some doritos, would you like s-

John: I SHUMMM??!

by BigBoyEatz August 9, 2025

I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you

"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"

by decenen April 13, 2023