Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
Get the Tony Criscomug. Tony is a sweet person who will always make you smile he laugh a lot and it is fun to hang out with he smile brings happiness if you’re a lucky person and he sees you as his girlfriend you’re very lucky Tony is a person who you can trust and would not like to lose he can keep a secret and play around with you he is a cute and handsome person and will always be by your side when you most need it
by Love ❤️ /(don’t be rude December 23, 2019
Get the Tonymug. Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
Get the A Tony Dextermug. Toni is a very attractive guy but also a weird one. He is not the sort to dump on anyone but be sure that if he cares about you after a few days he will look for you anyway. He is a great philosopher, he persuades you with his confusing phrases and you don't even know if what he says is true or not. He likes to work and help girls study. He is an independent guy, he’s not the type to let some red-haired girl push him around, but often he allows to be cowered into submission by his friend Daria. He does not often get angry, indeed almost never, he is not a guy who talks back, on the contrary he is always polite, available and understanding, with people who prove to him that they deserve it. He’s funny and always rips you a smile, in any way, through a joke about literature, philosophy or even a sexual topic. He is a good friend, a person who can be trusted, with Toni you never run out of arguments, being an interesting person, there is always something to talk about. This is only a part of all the things that could be said about Toni, so if you find one, keep it tight.
by Daria M. November 20, 2021
Get the Tonimug. The definition of love.You'll never know love without knowing Tony.Youll never have to worry about opening a door around him because he's simply the perfect gentlemen out there.He'll give you the best nights of your life while your half asleep in his car on your way home, because he knows the way.He happens to be the only guy your dad approves of and doesn't question when your with him.That one moment you had with him.It'll never stop giving you butterflies.You'll always be around him simplely because you won't except a life without him.He's the parallel of you.Every moral, belief, interest is the same.And his image haunts your heart. Your veins love the taste of his laughter.That bright smile? it's cocaine and you'll never get sober.Everyday you hope for a miracle that he wants to give it a second chance.You can't move on without it.Knowing that there's the slightest possibility of walking down the aisle with him.Antonio will change your life.He'll make you smile in every scene.Perfection is his middle name and you can't see nothing beyond such. When you first fall in love with him.You'll never stop.Your going to need and want him for the rest of your life.No matter what you do you will forever search for him In a crowd.You'll forever need his voice.Your favorite tune.The one that replays at night while you giggle into your pillow because I promise you he will heal every broken piece in your body, heart and mind with the simple fact he loved you to.Don't give up
by liv×××× May 2, 2025
Get the Tonymug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. If you meet an asain named Tony, you are in deep trouble. This man is like no other, not only will he fuck your girl but also your mom, sister and grandma. Asain Tony’s tend to be very intelligent, intuitive, and motivated people. They are going to be very successful in life
by Icedragon4456 November 24, 2019
Get the Tonymug.