ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you

person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*

by shooth1 July 20, 2024

Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯

I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.

by JStayHumble July 13, 2019

I Am Not Touching A Quicktime Event On A Nintendo Gamecube

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I Am Not Touching A Quicktime Event On A Nintendo Gamecube

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023