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British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
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fruit bowl

the unclean anus of a twink
frankie's gotta a dusty fruit bowl. I can smell that stank from a mile away
by sunohoo November 18, 2020
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Niche Fruit

AI fruit that eat themselves or the new gen version of annoying orange
Jesse: bro u seen the new niche fruit
TIm: shh, keep it niche don't make it mainstream
by hvxno September 8, 2025
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cum fruit

The act of a woman releasing her creamy fluid* from vagina and rolling it up into balls to put in a display bowl at a party to eat.

*mix of semen and female ejaculation
Oh my gosh gweny your cum fruit is delish I could eat the while bowl! What did you do to make it?; no don't tell me... you used jello?!
by Quote handler February 15, 2022
mugGet the cum fruitmug.

fruit

A discrete term for a fruit-flavoured vape
Do you have fruit?
Course i do cunt
by MrHeath March 31, 2021
mugGet the fruitmug.

chocolate fruit

by xavierbones October 13, 2010
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the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.
Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again
by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017
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