Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.

Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass

by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022

Noah

Has a thing for younger girls.

It’s a Noah

by Noah12334522133 August 4, 2022

noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards

"that guy is such a noah edwards!"

by magabitch51 October 21, 2019

Noah

noah is a hoe at first he’s lovely and sweet but then he fucks around with any girl he meets after you breakup and he will get caught multiple times drinking alcohol and smoking weed and get sent to a mental hospital

noah is an asshole.

by thehoeeebitchhh October 21, 2019

Noah

Noah is a sweet entertaining person. Loves to play video games. Gets mad very easily. Beautiful eyes. Great boyfriend. Sucks at keeping secrets, sometimes. Very attractive. Fun person to spend time with. Will have fun and laugh around till something serious happens. A bit of a trouble maker. Independent for the most part. Smart. Hella hot.

Girl one: who's that
Girl two: that's Noah

Girl one: I call him

by iluvcarrots333 October 25, 2019

Noah

The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah

Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets

by Anthony juul October 29, 2019

Noah

Can do 11 push ups then pussies out also has the downs

Fuck you noah

by Judahlicious November 4, 2019