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Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.
1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012
mugGet the Ramen Ninjamug.

shadow ninja

that horse is like shadow ninja
by kayden omniverse January 13, 2018
mugGet the shadow ninjamug.

grass ninja

Person who does not ever buy weed, but always smokes others. Mooching off of smoking circles or other social groups.
"Was Roy at the party?"
"Yeah man, he was a Grass Ninja like always and smoked all our weed and left."
by ThatGuy85 March 29, 2016
mugGet the grass ninjamug.

fortnite ninja

a 29 year old that plays a game filled with people 20 years younger than him
his very existence is a meme
by Vesperr February 15, 2021
mugGet the fortnite ninjamug.

ninja bread

Ninja Bread, a small group of friends in a school classroom. It is usually has 3-5 group members who are kind and funny. They have meetings outside to discuss what they are going to do as a team.
Look at that group of friends!
Yeah, that’s the Ninja Bread!
by Starboy/Matthew Ferguson July 3, 2018
mugGet the ninja breadmug.

cyber ninja

A term relating to hackers and scammers who are getting better at covering their tracks or fooling the public into falling for their tricks.
If you think the most common cyber scam still involves deposed Nigerian royalty eliciting your help to extract fortunes from African banks, your time machine has stalled. Cyber ninjas have become far more creative, sophisticated and inscrutable.
by OmegaFactor October 7, 2013
mugGet the cyber ninjamug.

ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
mugGet the ninja noisemug.

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