Loser Boyfriend

A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc

When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?

"I want a a Loser Boyfriend"

by mysticvzmp March 25, 2024

California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.

“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend”

by MrWebber October 9, 2025

national bite your boyfriend day

everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th

holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass

by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

National boyfriend day

November 22nd national boyfriend day. Send a screenshot to your boyfriend this.

Me: hey happy national boyfriend day
Boyfriend: thanks you mean so much to me!!

by Clashroyaleremix November 22, 2025

satans...boyfriend

The best person in the world

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”

by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

Callie’s boyfriend

Funny, kindest person you’ll ever meet, very attractive, best smile:) , has the power to make anybody happy with just his words, such an amazing laugh, anyone who has even a chance to speak to him is so lucky. I could never put into words how amazing he is. <4

Callie’s boyfriend is the most close to perfect person you will ever meet.

by <callie4 July 1, 2021