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Angry Duck

when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.
OMG! i just did the angry duck at work. my day is fucked.
by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 8, 2010
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internet ducked

Another form of "Own3d" except on a higher level. This comes from super smash bros. melee when you throw a Poke'ball and this stupid duck comes out and murders your ass with a grid. We couldn't make any sense of it so it became a term.
"Oh man while Cassious wasn't looking i put a fat turd in his taco!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"
by Taildrag September 20, 2005
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Duck Hunt

To search through people's photos and comment "Bang! Duck Hunt!" on photos of that person making a 'duck face'; It refers to that of an actual hunter who hunts for ducks.
A duck face could be a person pouting their lips, making a kiss face, puckering their lips, etc.

"Bang! Duck Hunt"
by ZoomZoom March 12, 2012
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shit a duck

the best way you can find to express your feelings when your really stoned and really have to pee
"wow..i really need to shit a duck."
by lambie November 27, 2006
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Sloppy Duck

An individual who is not only sloppy drunk, but is also acting like a duck. (please see duck entry) They are best known for being a very noisy species. Their behavior is best characterized by; spillage of alcoholic beverages, screeching loudly (also known as quacking) and incessantly searching for items they have lost in their drunken stupor, before falling asleep in the club. The sloppy duck (slopopithus) is indigenous to South Florida, yet they can be found all over the world. Attempts have been made to domesticate this wild creature, yet when in captivity they tend to become very depressed and yearn to be out in the wild. If you spot a sloppy duck please approach with caution, they may seem fun at first, but they will end up ruining your night and your shoes with their projectile vomiting.
Yeah she was acting like a sloppy duck
by UFsucksGoNoles December 2, 2010
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shuck it duck it

an exclamation coined by 2012 Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain at the Republican Leadership Conference.
My my my; my my my. Sound like y'all bout to have a party in here. Ahhhhhh shuck it duck it now- Herman Cain
by ronpaulrevolution June 29, 2011
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duck fluffing

This guy at the bar was only into duck fluffing. It got weird...
by You'reWelcome November 15, 2013
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