Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.

When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

by Bozotexano July 23, 2016

Google Safari and Firefox

If you did not see these search engines at your school lab, what childhood have you had?

Google Safari and Firefox are superior to Microsoft Egde.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

google language fool

somebody who uses the google language tool to understand a conversation esp. on facebook

often that person will act like they actually understood what was said rather than say they used a translator

john: dont act like you understand this s***! you're one of them google language fools arent you

by Josepff May 26, 2011

Search Google or type a URL

YOU ARE BEYOND A DEADLY STATE OF BOREDNESS!!
The act of typing the light gray text in the search bar of google

"Bro, i'm so bored!"
"Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
"yep"
"Tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"
"yep"
"Have you tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/"
"yep"
"AHA! Have you tried /;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq"
"yep"
"Open Google"
"AHA! I've got it! Try Typing what it says there in the search bar"
"Okay! I'll try 'Search Google or type a URL"

by BOREDOM MASTER December 8, 2023

Google Knowledge Graph

The Google Knowledge Graph is a database developed by Google to enhance its search engine's results with structured information. It connects facts about people, places, and things to provide users with more relevant and detailed search results. This technology powers features like the Knowledge Panel and helps users find answers quickly without navigating away from the search page.

"The Google Knowledge Graph helped me find all the information I needed about the Eiffel Tower in one place."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Google Baucker

People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.

Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.

by Darthmohicas August 8, 2015