when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.
by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 08, 2010
To search through people's photos and comment "Bang! Duck Hunt!" on photos of that person making a 'duck face'; It refers to that of an actual hunter who hunts for ducks.
A duck face could be a person pouting their lips, making a kiss face, puckering their lips, etc.
"Bang! Duck Hunt"
"Bang! Duck Hunt"
by ZoomZoom February 06, 2012
Another form of "Own3d" except on a higher level. This comes from super smash bros. melee when you throw a Poke'ball and this stupid duck comes out and murders your ass with a grid. We couldn't make any sense of it so it became a term.
"Oh man while Cassious wasn't looking i put a fat turd in his taco!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"
by Taildrag September 20, 2005
by lambie November 23, 2006
Someone not ready for the real world (the big sea -- they're restricted to the mud, not even ready for wading in the shallows). Used by some in the navy as a disparaging term for marines and coast guard. Used also in amateur radio for people whose broadcast is weak (and therefore come through muddy with too much noise and not enough signal).
Wait here, mud duck, and let me show you how it's done.
by Eng Monger August 04, 2016
by Dominique Duncan October 27, 2003