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Tony 2-5 Sub

When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!

Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 4, 2022
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Tony

Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.
Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.

Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.
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Tony Moment

A moment where incel or incel-like behavior occurs.
Alessa: Ugh he called me 12 times in a row.
Alex: That’s a tony moment.
by idfkmf September 4, 2021
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Toni

he's the smartest guy you'll ever meet, he has a long and thicc penis and loves albanian boys (Edis)

he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.
Guy1: What's with this Toni guy?
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...
by Emilio88 January 29, 2024
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tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.
Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.
by Rena Billy October 28, 2013
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Tony D'Angelo

An Italian-American superstar in NXT 2.0 who's taking the world by storm. He is a business man who "gets the job done", if you cross him the wrong way he'll make sure you'll "sleep with the fishes" and he's very adamant in two things: Gabagool and Paisans.
Tonight on NXT 2.0, Tony D'Angelo challenges Bron Breakker in a Street Fight for the NXT Championship
by Krashito January 11, 2022
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