on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"
ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"
ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"
ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
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