Polish Mud Pie

A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front

"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"

by Json4t2 November 9, 2011

Ohio Mud Flipper

When a person is performing anal sex with a woman/man and that woman/man defecates on the penis of the performer, the performer then pulls out and flips the feces into the air and catches it with their mouth.

Becky is so hot, I would love to give her an Ohio Mud Flipper

by Pointblankchaos April 15, 2021

Texas Mud Pie

When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.

I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.

by Jersey Shore LBIsland April 28, 2010

oj mud bone

the act of murdering ones rectum using a penis or other bone like structures

dude i took that girl back to my place last andoj mud boned the crap out of her!

by shaynetc44 August 4, 2011

russian mud slap

when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face

When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap

by travis shaw and ty horbinski August 24, 2008

Ethiopian mud mask

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

by d.knitster July 10, 2010

Mississippi Mud Snake

A long, curled up turd.

Man, I let my dog out to take a dump and he left a huge Mississippi Mud Snake on the back porch.

by Billymudhoney July 24, 2010