The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Drag queen story hourmug. The short period of time after the bars close (2am ~ 2:30am) and all the stragglers (“nasty’s” ranging from 7.0 and below) migrate and corral outside the bars.
During this short window of time, the “downbad” males shoot their last shot in hopes of taking one of these “nastys” home after a long night on the hunt…
During this short window of time, the “downbad” males shoot their last shot in hopes of taking one of these “nastys” home after a long night on the hunt…
Big Mike: “Yo Larry, it’s almost 2… hurry let’s go outside we gotta hit straggler hour - it’s our only hope!!!”
Larry: “Yea let’s go, fat chick in the blue is mine though alright!”
Larry: “Yea let’s go, fat chick in the blue is mine though alright!”
by Eric Emma Williams July 10, 2023
Get the Straggler Hourmug. Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣
by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024
Get the seven crappy hours of our lifemug. The witching hour.
by Çaçanny July 16, 2025
Get the the witching hourmug. when you’re very sad and you just think and cry for hours about your problems and how your life sucks
by wiggycarran May 21, 2020
Get the wiggywiggy hoursmug. Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.
by Venomsterr May 23, 2018
Get the real nibba hoursmug. A term used to describe a few hours of sex an attractive female should have with a mandingo, or a well hung man. Can be during a mandingo party or not.
Jeremy: So did you and Cecilia finally go out?
Keiran: Naw, I walked in on her getting some mandingo hours in with Tyrese.
Keiran: Naw, I walked in on her getting some mandingo hours in with Tyrese.
by InnkeeperJeff January 20, 2024
Get the Mandingo Hoursmug.