Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.
I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao
by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019
Get the milk firstmug. A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":
"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."
Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."
Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
Get the Marc's First Lawmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
Get the Yesenia 'Angie' Then: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025
Get the Marie 'Angie' Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to Angel Jose Robles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: ప్రసిద్ధమైనది శక్తి Prasid'dhamainadi śakti: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: ప్రసిద్ధమైనది శక్తి Prasid'dhamainadi śakti: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
Get the ప్రసిద్ధమైనది శక్తి Prasid'dhamainadi śakti: The First Juvenile Release.mug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
Get the Misekapotanedi: The First Juvenile Releasemug. 1- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Parent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's child.
2- Child of their parent’s nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Parent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's child.
My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
Get the double-first-cousin-once-removedmug.