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tard

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce
by nobody else here August 18, 2020
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Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.
A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"
by SITS07 July 5, 2009
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Fuck tard

Why the hell are you such a fuck tard.
by Cheek clapper 123 May 5, 2020
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dupli-tard

said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.

ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."
Person 1: "Did you just hear Ashtyn?"
Person 2: "Yah, right? What a dupli-tard!"
by [heartcore.] August 25, 2009
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slop tard

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.
Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.
by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012
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Rowles-tarded

When a professor makes a statement that is blatantly incorrect or completely idiotic, yet when a student corrects him he doubles down and tries to convince the class that what he is saying is correct, and to just roll with it.

Also, when a teacher makes out of pocket comments in class similar to how someone with autism would act.
Student 1: Hey, remember when the teacher told us that I=V*R instead of V=I*R

Student 2: Yeah, that shit was Rowles-tarded
by Bishboy September 24, 2024
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Tard

A shortened version of retard. Often used to describe an absolute idiot.
by TheCumBender March 14, 2022
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