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Beast Beard

Chuck Norris' beard is a Beast Beard. I'd kiss him.
by kstache December 15, 2010
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Duelling Beards

Aggressive competitiveness and/or one-upmanship between GNU+Linux experts for recognition or superior technological prowess; particularly due to seniority in the field.
Our LUG meetings are nothing but a bunch of duelling beards arguing over whether Slackware or LFS is the true operating system.
by BillyLO June 8, 2009
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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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charcuterie beard

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023
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Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot
John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.
by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024
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Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.
"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"
by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023
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Weird Beard

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.
How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?
by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024
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