i don't give a thing

I couldn't care less!

Why are you talking about it again and on~?
I don't give a thing.

by Sonamu April 12, 2018

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

i love you till the end

Unconditional love, hearts stitched ,bound Till death.

2 natural born psychopaths is what the papers read.

I love you till the end
Natural born killers

by Mickey n mallory October 5, 2023

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

How i am

I am britt 15 years old and i lovo to do is, gaming, soccer and do things wif my friend.

How i am.

by Sara nelsen February 23, 2017

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022