The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

i am not perfect

BITCH YOU ARE!!

You: I am not perfect..

Me: nah you are

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

I hate ya cut g

When they dont like ya cut

oh you playing fortnite, i hate ya cut g

by Shadow DIO January 8, 2021

see how I laugh at you

you'll never understand.. no you'll never understand.. you have a great taste for music

doctor I can't tell if I'm not me... see how I laugh at you you'll never understand no you'll never understand

by Kjoslnkcklnc October 8, 2023

I love love

Something a women who has been with an innumerable amount of men says to either rationalize or justify having loose sexual morals

Nina Agdal said “I love love” When explaining her comfort with public displays of affection (She falated someone in a football stadium)

by Just a guy noticing things October 8, 2023

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

by jonny98882 January 23, 2023