Bitch Portions

An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.

Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."

by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012

bitch

you

you are a bitch, no one likes you

by Gravity232 May 20, 2024

wasabi bitch

the most potato directioner there is, secretly a ziam shipper and has 6000 secret names

“has anyone seen wasabi bitch?”
“oh you mean redacted?”

by [redacted] December 5, 2020

He-bitch

An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes

GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.

Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.

by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019

sleepy bitch

Sleepy bitch: what henry was, is, and will be.

when henry goes to bed but its 14 o'clock

poo: HENRY ANSWER ME PLS
...
POO: ANSWER
HENRY: zzzZzz zzZ
POO: HENRY YOU SLEEPY BITCH

by pedophillia November 26, 2019

Packing Bitch

An employee who works in a fulfillment center and for the majority of their shift is spent it packing.

Kekoa: “Matt all you’re good for is being a packing bitch and nothing more.”

Matt: “At least they can count on me for SOMETHING ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

by notAddiesSimp March 5, 2021

That bitch left her cupcakes.

When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.

When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”

by Floatonok November 25, 2020