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I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
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Mark I (Mark One)

I saw that with my own Mark I (Mark One) eyeballs.
by Proof_positive August 22, 2011
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I-factor

Competitive party game. Each player takes it in turn to play the cheesiest/biggest tracks from their iPod/phone. Winner is the person with largest portion of booty shaken and/or most raucous screeching. Best played intoxicated.
"Oh man, this party's so borrring"
"What we need is a good dose of I-factor!"
(whoop whoop)
by Wammycat August 28, 2013
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I-

Friend: *sends video of her/he twerking

You: I-
by Mia838323 June 2, 2021
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i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 7, 2023
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