by Handzo March 31, 2021
Get the Man*godmug. A guy who eats bananas on a daily basis and turns into one. He then gets licked by a human mouth and eaten.
by NICKER U NICKERS November 11, 2020
Get the Banana Manmug. Person 1: "Yeah, I think Megumi Fushiguro is my favorite JJK Character."
Person 2: "You mean that fucking fraud 'potential man' who can't do anything besides ritual summon Mahoraga with himself as the materials?"
Person 2: "You mean that fucking fraud 'potential man' who can't do anything besides ritual summon Mahoraga with himself as the materials?"
by CHIALSLSLSLSLS January 21, 2024
Get the Potential Manmug. When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Get the Dead man’s handmug. P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
by Liqr1 August 14, 2021
Get the Man Upmug. person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022
Get the Mullet Manmug. Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
Get the Spider-Manmug.