Lily (surname I won't say)

Basically god.

How do I get into heaven?
Ask lily (surname I won't say).

by Enlightened one2.0 December 27, 2021

I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

I fw u heavy ❤️

Still the craziest dm I've received

Person 1: I fw u heavy ❤️
Person 2: Still the craziest dm I've received🙏🏽

by msinas January 16, 2024

DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I

One of the big reasons I left LAS VEGAS , HENDERSON AND PARADISE NEVADA.

As a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE I got tired of these DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I who were METH HEADS and had sympathizers and for years bowed down to a METH HEAD AND METH DISTRIBUTER MATTHEW SHEPPARD and on top of that they TRESPASS me for not doing METH or going along with it and at the time CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was on their side along with the CEO MATTHEW O MADDOX of WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL but I had to run away which I wanted anyway to SILICON VALLEY as my LIFE WAS SAVED BY ALPHABET and not only that because things turned 180 degrees since there had to be sophisticated meth intervention of CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION to save her LIFE it is now boomeranging back in these DRUG THUG DRUG DEN supporter faces and especially all DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I that are still perverse about the before things change sympathizers like GARY the MANAGER at HAWKS who TRESPASSED me two years ago when he was manager at THE ENTOURAGE at the time in NOVEMBER 2019 because I threatened to kill a meth head that ran lit a crystal meth in my face and almost set the drapes afire and LOU ANNE said he was so scared he ran out naked and GARY again said I was TRESPASSED at HAWKS GYM AND SPA now the manager.

by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 8, 2021