Oliver

dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me

karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."

by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021

Oliver

Oliver Brunskill is a certifed gay pornstar, he likes to suck dick 24/7 and always likes to play with his 2 inch dick.

Shit homie Oliver pullin up with a dildo

by HDsh July 6, 2019

Oliver

A man who spunks in his own mouth.

Oh wow he’s such an Oliver.

by HAHAHAGANGX01 March 29, 2020

olive-a

an amazing, kind, trustworthy, and funny person. they will be your best friend whenever u need one.

olive-a is awesome!!

by livmillman September 27, 2020

Oliver er kul

Oliver er super kul!

ITS a cool guy ITS oliver er kul

by Emil1 March 11, 2020

Oliver

A student that should get on with the woodwork work.

A student that should get on with the woodwork work. Oliver get to work.

by Rfsrggsfhnft October 31, 2021

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024