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Dirty ending

The opposite of a happy ending. An extremely poor blowjob that doesn't end in climax. Defined by the woman kneeling on or using her hand to crush your testicles using her teeth and stopping intermittently. Midway through the servicing she looks up and says what are you doing? What's wrong? As you're writhing in pain from your damaged family jewels.
I spent $12 bucks on this chick the other night at the bar and the bitch gave me a dirty ending!
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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Fin (end)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 3: Fin (end)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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End Day

Sweet! It's end day!
End day?
Er.. Friday
by Pure.Mousetail May 17, 2018
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end rounded

You have went to extra ordinary means to go around me and screw me up. Talked behind my back. Caused events to wreck my project.
I was the contact and you end rounded me, phoned my personal and changed their focus and intentions with out my knowing.

The game was set for 3:00 PM and you end rounded me (changed the time) and told nobody!
by Tim Albers April 1, 2008
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cow end

A cow end is a term used to describe somebody who looks or acts like back end of a cow. It can be used be students to describe their teachers after telling them to fuck off.
by Zuko441 December 7, 2016
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burnt end

noun. Form of commenting on facebook whereby a string of bland or awkward comments, typically between two people, end with the last comment being 'liked', invariably due to the other person wanting the conversation to end.

origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.
facebooker A: "woa nice photo!!!"
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)

This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.
by facebooker A and B December 11, 2011
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Double Ended Mac Attack

When you feed your partner mac and cheese during loud sex, so mac and cheese noises are coming from both ends of her.
Last night we were running late, so instead of having dinner and then sex, I gave ger the Double Ended Mac Attack
by CatAttack420 October 18, 2022
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