mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.

The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.

by Lizard caps April 26, 2017

bloody cap

When you're getting eating out while someone is wearing a hat and soon his hat looks like Vietnam flashbacks.

Friend 1: how was it last night?
Friend 2: it ended with a bloody cap.

by Marcilene is secretly me!!13 May 27, 2017

Cap

A small clear capsule that's filled with the drug MDMA, mostly caps are always pure

"Oi I dropped 3 caps"

by owes June 12, 2017

capped

ugly, scary, hideous, get the fuck out the way, why were you born

why are you with her she capped .

dam look at that bitch she capped

by kengit/kenya June 14, 2017

swap cap

When your phone voice assistant doesn't understand you because you are high and so you get a random request from your search engine

Ok Google: "what is the weather like today?"
Swap cap mode:
Ok google: "where is Floyd meyweather from?"

by Zom8ie June 17, 2017

Dam Cap

Shortened to the Robin Ruth Amsterdam cap.

Dam caps are notoriously worn by Chavs for their low cost and similarity to the DSQUARED cap.

Person 1: Hi guys
Person 2: Aye
Person 1: Is no one going to mention my cap?
Person 3: Why what?
Person 1: It's my Dam cap!
Person 4: What the fuck's that?
Person 1: I don't know but everyone in Blacon's wearing it!

by RAREST9001 November 17, 2017