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Armory boyfriend

The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.
He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend
by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021
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Boyfriend

Friend 1: I have a boyfriend

Friend 2: Oh nice! We all love piss in our mouth
by equaticx January 19, 2021
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On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025
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two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017
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Boyfriends.

A dogshit webtoon comic for fujoshis that fetishizes mlm

In the webtoon, Boyfriends, there’s the goth emo gaymer boy, the annoying rich blond prep tsundere, a creepy uwu pastel nerd cringefest, and the jock who’s the only tolerable character. All they’re all in a polygamy relationship and the way they interact with each other is cringe the only pair that’s tolerable is prep x jock.
Hailey: Hey! Have you read Boyfriends. Webtoon? It’s amazing you should read it!
Sara: I heard the creator said the n word and drew porn of irl people who are minors but go off I guess.
Hailey: OMG NO HE APOLOGIZED SHUT UP HOMOPHOBE!!!
by Fuzik Void February 28, 2022
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National Boyfriend day

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!
by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020
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Boyfriend

According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target
Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
by READIT!!! March 3, 2018
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