by outer_reach September 19, 2006
Get the boyfriendlessness mug.A bartender friend. The bartender you would go to for all of your drinks or go to for advice and conversation.
by EricaMJ March 29, 2008
Get the barfriender mug.an unfortunate condition where a girl, who might have actually been a decent friend/person prior to getting a boyfriend, turns into a huge douchebag.
-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship
-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros
-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property
-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior
-tries to give other girls advice about guys
-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend
-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends
-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship
-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros
-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property
-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior
-tries to give other girls advice about guys
-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend
-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends
-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
I used to hang out with Chelsea, but she got awful boyfrienditis when she and Sean started going out. I just stopped trying to be her friend.
by superso December 13, 2009
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Get the oyfriend mug.A barfriend is someone whom you only associate with at a drinking establishment, ie. a bar. Often used in a romantic context, to mean someone whom you are flirty, sexually permissive, or even pretending to date when in the bar.
"My barfriend called me today, looks like I'm gonna be drunk again!" or "Listen, you're just my barfriend, not my boyfriend. What happens in Felix's, stays in Felix's."
by Feroxyhite January 15, 2009
Get the barfriend mug.The undefined period in a relationship between casual dating and official status; defined by its non-definition.
He's my doyfriend, we havent had the "talk."
by Dadadadoyfriend October 23, 2011
Get the Doyfriend mug.The "buddy" or "friend" that your boyfriend or husband spends too much time with. A budfriend is the most discreet level of male-to-male relationship that exists between two straight or bi-curious men. Common activities between two budfriends include "grabbing a beer," "watching a game," and "fishing and hunting." A guy who experimented with M2M sexual contact in high school or college is more likely to have a budfriend later in life, especially after his female partner becomes overweight and extremely unattractive. When there is a budfriend in a guy’s life, sexual contact with the wife or girlfriend declines steadily, although his interest in anal play may suddenly arise. Budfriendship is always kept in the DL.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Is your hubby on steroids? He’s getting big!
Desperate housewife: Nah…, Kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy Nick.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Hmmm… How often do they go?
Desperate housewife #2: Everyday for two hours. The gym has a sauna, so they love it.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Oh, girl. Has Kevin become interested in anal play lately?
Desperate housewife #2: Oh my Gosh, yes! How do you know?
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: I just have a feeling Kevin and Nick are budfriends… You ever watched Brokeback Mountain?
Desperate housewife: Nah…, Kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy Nick.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Hmmm… How often do they go?
Desperate housewife #2: Everyday for two hours. The gym has a sauna, so they love it.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Oh, girl. Has Kevin become interested in anal play lately?
Desperate housewife #2: Oh my Gosh, yes! How do you know?
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: I just have a feeling Kevin and Nick are budfriends… You ever watched Brokeback Mountain?
by heteroflex November 28, 2012
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