today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 26, 2021

Cutest thing ever [cute]

My boyfriend. He is so cute and adorable and I just love him so much. You can't be mad at him.

My boyfriend is the cutest thing ever cute

by Hegotthatcutelook February 23, 2020

A booboo thing

"It's a booboo thing" is when you stumble upon an incredibly ridiculous and let's not forget completely disassembled and/or destroyed item/ items, with a million random tools strode amongst said item.

OMG! Look at this chaotic monstrosity of a mess! This is definitely a booboo thing!! Smmfh!!🤔🤔

by WonderWomanWannab71 March 18, 2022

finer things

The better things in life that are more meaningful

Yeah man i blocked her it’s time to move onto the finer things

by Anime lover 69420 January 05, 2023

We did a thing

An social media introduction from someone’s mom who’s old for TikTok, utilized in the form a an announcement

So, we did a thing and got matching tattoos!

Ok y’all so we did a thing yesterday …..💍

by Honorsfromthesky January 08, 2022

Thing-a-ma-nigga

massive veiny black cock that’s gonna steal yo bitch

the thing-a-ma-nigga belonging to jaQuavious slapped my bitch in the face

by BOBBILL101 June 01, 2025

it isn't my thing

This expression indicates that something is not to your personal taste.

Joe: Hey Steve, let's watch the last Star Wars' movie.
Steve: Oh man, sorry, but it isn't my thing!

by Sbug Vader August 25, 2018