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dog-shitting-tacks mad 

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.
When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.
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double dicker taco 

When you and your homeboy double team a Mexican chick. Thats pretty much it. But thats how it starts. The double dicking must be done simultaneously to apply to this definition.
Last night, this chick Juanita, was into both of us gringos. We convinced her to come home with us and had the most amazing double dicker taco.

Sauce the Taco 

A term used interchangeably for female masturebation
Baby how often do you sauce the taco?
Sauce the Taco by Dodge Anders January 9, 2017

Medium-Rare Coconut Taco 

Another name for a stimulated pussy that is unshaven to the point where it is a hairy forest.
Polo rubbed Olivia's medium-rare coconut taco.

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity
i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home
Slather The Taco by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

Kentucky Fried Taco 

An elegant dance move only performed by trained individuals. Specifically consisting of both hands in a triangular formation placed on the floor; while one of the legs is placed around a person or an inanimate object (eg. wall, pole, table). The overall goal is having the body shape of Kentucky, while taco is in the air, and it must be hot.
Oh girl, you was at bandito’s doing that kernel approved Kentucky Fried Taco! How are you not pregnant?
Kentucky Fried Taco by Trina Tangle November 11, 2018

Tennessee Tuna Taco

This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as “wild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely “still dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.
Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.
Tennessee Tuna Taco by GringoTN September 29, 2019