cunt nugget

the sexually transmitted object found in the vagina. A root from digging for gold: digging for a cunt nugget.

A boy and his girlfriend were having sex. The girlfriend had placed four starburst into her vagina for her boy friend to eat out. Two weeks after she had pain from the vagina and went to the doctor to find out that a starburst was still in there. She realized her boyfriend had eaten her cunt nugget.

by Captain Jackass December 22, 2010

deformed nugget

When a male or females private part is very ugly and weirdly shaped

“Bro did you know Aliyah has a deformed nugget”

by Market marker August 20, 2019

Nugget Stealer

One who steals nuggets. Chicken nuggets.
Motive: Too lazy to get their own.

Niamo: "These chicken nuggets are devine!"
Ema-lou: "Zoink!"
Niamo: "Come back with that, you nugget stealer!"
Ema-lou: "Om nom nom"

by kuntzie September 18, 2010

Fart Nugget

A delicious chicken nugget that you, a significant other or your dearest pet has sat upon and has cut the cheese.

You just Fart Nuggeted!

by THE TRUTH AND NOTHING ELSE. March 26, 2019

Chimp Nugget

A person with the characteristics and mannerisms of a Chimpanzee.

"He's such a Chimp Nugget"
"Stop scratching yourself, you Chimp Nugget"

by Grimeydropsy January 1, 2014

butt nugget

Not to be confused with a dingleberry...A butt nugget is a ball of dried feces attatched to the inner pubic hairs of the rectum, between the cheeks. Mainly caused by poor wiping or none at all, the nugget is formed (unlike a dingleberry) post wiping by the chafing of the butt cheeks, causing the poop to be rolled and formed around the pubes and then dried and hardenned. (see dingleberry to fully understand the difference and the truth behind this often debated, wonderous anal phenomenon)

I took a drunk shit and completely forgot to wipe. I walked around and partied a few more hours after that and then went to sleep. Thankfully it was not such a messy shit, because the leftover feces had formed into little butt nuggets and appeared the next morning dangling from my anal pubes.

by buttoucher February 23, 2014

spider nugget

when a female spider and a male spider MATE and or bang, the female spider gives birth to egg babies in a little spidder nugget egg sack, these egg will wait in the spidder nugget untill maturation.

"sara: OMFG there's a spider nugget in this blanket!
mia: no thats just my cats furr
sara: i thought it was a spider nugget!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008