We was drivin to the store to get some smokes and fowties and pigs gave me a ticket for distracted driving because my old lady was eatin a big bowl of dill pickle soup!
by ThePickler January 02, 2017
by Kathryn Ann the third May 15, 2011
*Two dudes in a hot-tub*
Liam: I’m going to French onion soup this hot-tub.
Jack: Man please don’t French onion soup this hot-tub.
Liam: no.
*Liam shits pisses and cums with the power and ferocity of 10 suns*
Liam: I’m going to French onion soup this hot-tub.
Jack: Man please don’t French onion soup this hot-tub.
Liam: no.
*Liam shits pisses and cums with the power and ferocity of 10 suns*
by Strictlybanter November 16, 2022
When you turn the womb of a freshly pregnant female into your own personal bowl of soup. More often than not one will fuck the vagina as they finish the soup, hopefully the woman is still alive.
by sillysoup10101 January 05, 2014
I need some Chicken Noodle Soup.
by Bigboypeacock February 14, 2018
To choose the stupidest course of action possible. For example, when making soup, to dump out the broth midway through.
Q: What do you think about the way George Bush has handled Iraq?
A: I want to kick him in the face, and say "way to throw out the soup, jerkoff!"
A: I want to kick him in the face, and say "way to throw out the soup, jerkoff!"
by Bros4Hos July 03, 2008
Chicken soup made by cooking water, chicken broth, fried chicken, and blue food-coloring in a large pot. Only promise to deliver blue chicken soup to someone if you are sure you will be able to get it to them. If you forget to give it to them, they will die.
Evan and James are sick. Let's make blue chicken soup for them! But we have to be careful...remember what happened to Mrs. Stanley...
by Anon707 October 29, 2007