Ear rape

The feeling you get when someone puts on shitty music

Emma is a huge swifty. She can't stop talking or playing Taylor Swift songs.

Mia: "TURN THAT EAR RAPE DOWN"

by Du hurensohn ❤️ November 23, 2023

Louisiana Ear Plug

When you fuck a girl in her ear

“Did you do the Louisiana ear plug” “yea her ear was so tight”

by cngmythic December 16, 2023

ear drainage

When pus comes out of your ear as an ear infection.

The ear drainage was so painful.

by Debskelly1985 May 2, 2023

ear hurts so bad

ear hurts so bad.

ear hurts so bad.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

very dry ears

very dry ears.

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023