One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.
Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.
Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.
Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
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Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
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