stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you

Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight

by Scotty420 May 21, 2014

bro tuck

The manner of tucking a men's dress or casual shirt such that the front tails are tucked in but the back tails are not. Said purpose for doing so is to keep the front tails from getting chewed up by one's belt buckle, while still affecting a casual air. Most prevalent among hipsters, college undergraduates, and the clueless.

Perhaps the reason Detective Charles "Charlie" Crews Jr. (Damian Lewis), in the TV series Life, sometimes sports the bro tuck is to conceal the service weapon he keeps pushed in the back of his jeans.

by gmku July 1, 2014

shroeder bro

A term for a roided up meathead that is always looking to fight and hangs out with many just like him.

I was trying to have a good time at the bar last night, but all these shroeder bros were taking shots, screaming and being hard with everyone and they kept mean muggin me every time I would walk past them.

by Letties August 1, 2014

bro-bailer

Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey

Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.

Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.

by Svco November 3, 2014

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

Bro-dip

Any woman who has been with more than 2 male members of the same social group. (Because being with 2 happens sometimes under respectful circumstances). The more bros she fucks the more bro-dippish she becomes.

You hear that Sara Hart sucked off seven guys last weekend? Yeah she totally set the record for bro-dip

by BeauxZough December 9, 2013

Bro, record this

A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs

"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool

by huiopdjrt6 January 23, 2015