"Today is August 19th which just so happens to be my son's birthday as well." I say as I am receiving a blumpkin in a public restroom.
by LotusTheDictionary August 19, 2022
"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th
by LotusTheDictionary August 19, 2022
THE DAY THE SEXIEST MOST FIT, AMAZING, HOT AND FUNNY MAN WAS BORN. Like dear god he's really hot but also cute, he's the full package, even likes anime.
by Candi Kane May 09, 2022
by Hi Harri August 18, 2022
The realist bitches were born on this day. You see them make sure to give them all you're money... they've earned it!
by Synthrcy August 18, 2022
Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”
by feetlover28447483927 July 28, 2022
Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”
Person 2: “Yassss”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”
Person 2: “Yassss”
by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022