can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

get some parents on your dick

A phrase commonly said when a man experiences immense pain.... and pleasure depending on the mood

"Hey you are fat and ugly"

"How bout' you get some parents on your dick"

by FaroukIsAbitch September 5, 2021

Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021

poo poo shit dick ass

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick

Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole

by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019

National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July

On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day

by Calebsexual July 13, 2021

dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe

A fucking cuntmuffin who posts racist terms such as nigger or chink and gives an accurate definition such as "derogatory name for african americans", who then in there exmaple make some stupid ass comment thats racist as fuck showing that the writer of the definition should go jump in a leech infested swamp and shoot themselves in the testicles (clit for dumb cunt bitches) then saw the top half of there own head of with a hacksaw.

Guy putting an example for gook: ""you should be proud to be a gook, it wasn't your choice to be born one!""

other guy: wtf you stupid dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe im gonna go to your house and kill your family then feed your sister to your dog.

by 546567589 January 4, 2009