board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

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343: i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

working my winky

when your winky is being worked

bro that last track the dj just threw down was working my winky

by Skimaskboi69 August 2, 2022

for my Country

Meaning you Would only do a chick if She had a flag over her face

Ex. Well I would only do her for my Country
Ex2. I do it for my Country

by Mighty Guy January 11, 2009

my zood

A phrase used to avoid responsibility for one's actions. Typically invokes instant attraction from the opposite sex. Derived from the phrase "My good"

"Did you just cheat on me with my mom???"
"My zood"

by cracker_2011 November 16, 2023

logging into my zoom

means do what u need to do

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023

Cheesin’ My Steez

Cramping my style, throwing off my groove, etc.

Past tense: cheesed my steez

Present tense:

Jack Black: Anyway, my name’s JB. Just rolled into town.

KG: Would you give me some space? You’re kinda cheesin’ my steez.

JB: Ah dude, I’m sorry.

Past tense:

Kuzco : Dude! You cheesed my steez!

Guard : I'm sorry, but you've cheesed the Emperor's steez.

Old Man : Sooooorry!

by Heretakemeinstead December 18, 2023