bird bathing

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying

Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!

by tiger_stripe August 26, 2011

bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

Big Bird

Another name for the "Giant Eagle" grocery store chains

Hey I'm going to Big Bird, you want anything?

by takedown October 19, 2010

flightless bird

A woman over the age of 28, whom is usually but not exclusively, physically unattractive that has failed to obtain AND retain a male mate of ANY value, be him of physical, intellectual, sexually, socially or financially noteworthy. She has been deemed a loser in the sexual market place and will result to shaming both men and women whom are more succesfull than her in the arena of love, sex, and companionship.

Steve: Alexis the HR supervisor is always in a bad mood.
For her 34th birthday we threw her a suprise birthday pary and bought her a new dog carrier for her pet yorky. She said that the gesture was nice but she doesn't need any body buying her anything and that her personal life was of no one's concern.

Karen: She has been bitter since Chad left her 6 yrs ago for a hooters girl. I feel bad for her. She's a flightless bird and holds a grudge against anything with a penis... besides that hopefully

by LegendKilla February 10, 2019

j-bird

The art of being a jerk and/or ass hole and slang term for Tony Debartolo

"Fly away J-Bird!"
"Wow look at that J-Bird"
"Omg its Tony Debartolo that kid is a J-Bird!"

by Spicolo March 29, 2007

bird's nest

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.

if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.

by gohn December 04, 2009

Angry Bird

While having doggy style with your wife/girlfriend, pull out and as quickly as humanly possible stick in her ass. Then scream i slept with your sister.

Angry Bird with your wife tonight, it's great fun!

by Project Sanctum October 27, 2011