by El Choso November 8, 2025
Get the Straight Up Theory mug.Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.
“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”
by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023
Get the Corporate Tortograph Theory mug.When you fade the Sharps in betting. Bob believes they are trying to control the line by making it seem like they’re betting one way, but they actually bet the other once the line moves enough.
Chris: sharps love the over in the Temple game.
Bob: I’m hammering the under then.
Chris: that’s Bob’s Theory for ya.
Bob: I’m hammering the under then.
Chris: that’s Bob’s Theory for ya.
by BobsTheory January 14, 2021
Get the Bob’s Theory mug.The idea that governments and tech companies are pushing AI services and internet regulations to create an internet where users can be easily controlled and monitored, using fake accounts to manufacture public consent and polluting discourse that worries the powerful. This decline in organic, user-generated content is “killing” the internet. Related to dead internet theory.
A: “It really sucks you need to ask AI for everything these days. I wish I could just search it online.”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”
by ObsolenceBalthazar December 14, 2025
Get the Killed Internet Theory mug.Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!
*Random banging and clattering*
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam December 1, 2022
Get the Reversibility Theory mug.Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory
by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013
Get the Ed's Theory mug.A radical feminist observation that some men aren’t actually “good” — they’re just good at hiding their predatory impulses. The mask of civility, respect, or gentlemanly behavior isn’t a sign of conscience or morality; it’s a costume worn to avoid getting caught by the cops, society, or embarrassed friends.
Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.
Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.
Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.
Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.
“Brad swears he respects women, but when age laws came up, he literally froze. Predator Mask Theory, ladies — and yes, it’s horrifyingly consistent.”
by Lola Robot October 19, 2025
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