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Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?
The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.
Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.
by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011
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Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friends/family even after that friend/family members has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means, you are willing to do the right above all, for that reason. Even if it means stumping yourself short in the end. People will always find a way back up from down and vice versa.
Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)
by HppyMadisMyFavProd.Co. November 30, 2009
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Godzilla Theory

When you lower your expectations so low that whatever happens can't be any worse.
The year was 1998, Godzilla hit cinemas with record low ratings. I asked all my mates to come with me with no luck. Everyone Talked shit about the movie that I went in thinking it was going to be the worst movie of all time. Came out thinking, hey that was alright.... Godzilla Theory was born. Lower your expectations and whatever it is will be good.
by Euky June 21, 2024
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Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.
Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025
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Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
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Jerkmate Synchronization Theory

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
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