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No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.
Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez
by Thanos daddy May 2, 2019
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Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.
That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!
by CountVonfingerbang November 5, 2019
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R. U. T. A.

Abbreviation for "Rape up the ass" or "Raped up the ass."
Dude 1: you just got R. U. T. A.'d!!
Dude 2: fuck!
by TheGuyWhoPostedRUTA April 29, 2009
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Shazz U Doin?

A version of the old “How Ya Doin’?” And catch phrase of KidShazam (Ariabod Fatehi) aka Aric Boyd
“Hey Aric”
“Hey Shazz U Doin?”
Fine thanks!”
by Stephani cage May 31, 2019
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u heavy broski?

idk what it means but my friend said it randomly and it made me laugh
hey Sam, you heavy broski? (laughing intensifies)
by U heavy broski April 8, 2021
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U-Scan Swap

A trick used to fool a U-Scan. U-Scans have a weight monitoring system that knows how much an item should weigh when you put it in the bag. You can take advantage of this by scanning one item then putting an item of similar weight in the bag. The main use of this is to scan a cheap item and get an expensive one of similar weight.
Jim: Why did you scan that mountain lightning and put the Mountain Dew in the bag?
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!
by ChadChoosy August 27, 2009
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U mom gay

The action of calling someone's mother gay. But can be backfired if said "No u"
Person 1: Why are you crying?

Person 2: Someone said "U mom gay"

Person 1: OOF
by The_Bigg_Boi April 11, 2018
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