90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

second bestness

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.

"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."

by mimbijones April 7, 2023

Second aunt

Female cousin of mom or dad

My second aunt can be cool only at times

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad

Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Second soprano

A sexy choir kid, she can hit high notes, and low notes. Basically a first soprano who has a chest voice.

Amelia is a second soprano

by Purpstar615 April 21, 2023

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.

Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2023