Crack an Egg

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.

"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."

by Boobafet August 27, 2014

talking crack

Talking nonsense, as if you are under the influence of crack.

Stop talking crack, fool!

by Yak Boy January 11, 2009

cracked out

a basic labeling for anyone who is either retarded from the night before, or won't stop talking to the point where you break their teeth. or a kid who's on too much adderall

"you cracked out little bitch"
"he's so cracked out"

by reid February 13, 2005

Crack Blunt

Crack, rolled in cigar paper, creating a Crack Blunt.

Buddy: wat up bro?

me: Not much man

Buddy: yo, smoke crack blunts?

me: ya man i smoke crack blunts err' day

by jimbob123420 June 18, 2010

girlie crack

n. 1. highly addictive activites-clothes shopping, expensive beauty treatments, www.Sephora.com-that lead to painful withdrawal symptoms and maxed-out credit cards.
Related term: girlie porn

"My daddy took away my credit card, and I'm going through major girlie crack withdrawal."

by .babydoll. June 11, 2006

crack-a-jack

The act of drawing a smiley face on your partners ass with the mouth around the anus, thus meaning then when you take them up it, you recieve head and anal simultaneously.

My wife's crack-a-jack looks like the kool-aid man.

by Iainn August 28, 2005

crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

by Dniworrom May 15, 2008